The Flower Destroyers

Have your zinnias lost their petals on the bedpost
overnight? Have you been finding puddles of brightly colored sepals and
denuded heads, still gaily ringed with the bright yellow “true flowers” in the
center? I sure have. Experience has taught me who dun it.



You have a guilty look on your face, sir.











Wut. I’m just a goldfinch, perched decoratively